It was in the year of 26, In the dreary month of October, When the days were getting shorter, and the nights getting colder. With kippahs and falafel, For Stuttgart the Israelis began, Joxer and the boys stayed put in Dublin, Taking a defiant stand. It was supposed to be played in Lansdowne, but had to be moved abroad, UEFA cited security reasons, Oh for the love of God! When Stuttgart was named the neutral venue, Well Whacker thought “Oh great!”, He hadn’t set foot in German