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How would you be well?

  • 11 hours ago
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How?


How would you be well & you’re sick,

How would you be well & the ice caps meltin’ fairly quick.


How would you be well & you’re gettin’ fleeced,

How would you be well & all this shit in the Middle East.


How would you be well & the price of a pint up 20 cent,

How would you be well & you can’t afford the rent.


How would you be well & you’re drafted into World War 3,

How would you be well & crickets on Daft.ie.


How would you be well & Trump won’t shut his gob,

How would you be well & AI takin’ your job.


How would you be well & Arsenal winnin’ the treble,

How would you be well & homelessness at a record level.


How would you be well & so much misinformation,

How would you be well & so much 2-factor authentication.


How would you be well & you’re still not over Saipan,

How would you be well & you’re doomscrollin’ like a madman.


How would you be well & half the parish in Bondi,

How would you be well & the other half in Dubai, God knows why.


How would you be well & you’re on day 3 of a stag do,

How would you be well & the children’s hospital not ready till 2032.


How would you be well & the world has lost the plot,

How would you be well & customer service is a chatbot.


How would you be well listenin’ to me talkin’ through my hole,

How would you be well, it’s all takin’ a toll.


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