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The Portal: Part Two
In the states, The Portal has moved to Philadelphia. In Ireland, it's still in Dublin for some reason.
Oct 26, 20241 min read
Poke
You've been poked by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal. Ow.
Oct 19, 20243 min read
Breaking Not News
This just in. Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury have split up. Fuckinel.
Aug 16, 20241 min read
Return of the Mac
A retired Penneys security guard turned monk, Dusty McCallister, comes out of retirement for one last job.
Aug 10, 20249 min read
I, Too (Am Spanish)
A poem about Spain v England in the final of Euro 24. Vamos, as the fella says.
Jul 13, 20241 min read
The Portal
A poem about this God forsaken portal between NYC and Dublin.
May 27, 20241 min read
Getting Albania in Euros Sweepstake
I did a Euros sweepstake. It didn't go well.
May 25, 20241 min read
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A short horror story. Olivia was curled up on the couch with a glass of wine and Graham Norton for company when Liam called her from the...
May 12, 20245 min read
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