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Breaking Not News
This just in. Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury have split up. Fuckinel.
Aug 16, 20241 min read
Return of the Mac
A retired Penneys security guard turned monk, Dusty McCallister, comes out of retirement for one last job.
Aug 10, 20249 min read
I, Too (Am Spanish)
A poem about Spain v England in the final of Euro 24. Vamos, as the fella says.
Jul 13, 20241 min read
The Portal
A poem about this God forsaken portal between NYC and Dublin.
May 27, 20241 min read
Getting Albania in Euros Sweepstake
I did a Euros sweepstake. It didn't go well.
May 25, 20241 min read
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A short horror story. Olivia was curled up on the couch with a glass of wine and Graham Norton for company when Liam called her from the...
May 12, 20245 min read
Leaving Cert Weather
Coming June 2024. When it's the hottest week since records began, And you're starting to notice the farmer's tan, It's 30 degrees and the...
May 12, 20241 min read
The Mountjoy Redemption
Brooks was here. The sun rises over grey stone. Brooks stands on a chair, poised at the bars of a window, cradling Jake in his hands. He...
Apr 25, 20242 min read
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